Love, Relatable and Awkward: Great start - FML

Great start

By ChandaPanda - 15/03/2022 23:00 - Australia

Today, I went on the first date I've been on in years. While walking into the movie theatre, one of my shoes broke. Then I remembered that I needed to grab my mask. While walking back to the car, my other shoe broke. After the movie, I tripped on my broken shoes, and brought him down with me. FML

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Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 16 March 2022 12:24

well at least it sounds like it was a memorable date ,hopefully you get more 🙂

bidet 9

Wednesday 16 March 2022 23:31

Probably not the type of "going down" that he had hoped for.

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Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 16 March 2022 12:24

well at least it sounds like it was a memorable date ,hopefully you get more 🙂

SerpentsfromtheSky 4

Wednesday 16 March 2022 16:49

Would be a fun anecdote to look back on

bidet 9

Wednesday 16 March 2022 23:31

Probably not the type of "going down" that he had hoped for.

CowgirlWithHeart 15

Thursday 17 March 2022 0:36

On the bright side, all the best love story movies start out like that.

dreams2383 18

Thursday 17 March 2022 3:56

that's I guess the way to fall head over heels lol.

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