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By balkangirl94 - 23/12/2011 07:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Friday 23 December 2011 12:02

"Well...only of you incest."

StoryOfTheYear 14

Friday 23 December 2011 12:11

Sigh... If you*

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zuzupetalsYO 11

Friday 23 December 2011 18:35

Was it your brother?

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Friday 23 December 2011 19:30

He likes to keep it in the family.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Friday 23 December 2011 19:42

Y was I moderated lol

Zora55 2

Friday 23 December 2011 19:59

Well if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family

underguarded 20

Friday 23 December 2011 20:25

Why would having relations with your sibling be the first thing you think about while flirting? How does that thought even come into play in your head? //TrapAvoided

shaggy8778 4

Friday 23 December 2011 20:40

Is gay incest worse than regular incest??? Think about it...

fdeg4161 13

Friday 23 December 2011 20:47

That's pretty creepy.

jizzwold 21

Friday 23 December 2011 20:48

122 elaborate...

Gamaryn 0

Friday 23 December 2011 21:01

Please, Hide your boner.

mnmolino 14

Friday 23 December 2011 21:06

Adam and eve. He made a biblical reference

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