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Anonymous - - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML

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graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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Anonymous - 04/10/2015 14:20 - United States - Pensacola

Today, I got dragged into playing doubles tennis. It was me and my wife against her parents. I wound up hitting the ball too hard. My mother-in-law, who has the reaction times of a comatose turtle, got nailed. Everyone's convinced I did it on purpose because of our mutual hatred of each other. FML

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Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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daniel55 - 18/02/2013 00:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML

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Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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grem - 13/04/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

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Catch!

Jaxter - 18/03/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I was walking up to girlfriend's house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic, I surprised myself by catching it. He gestured for me throw it back and I watched it spiral wildy to the left and hit my girlfriend's mom in the face. FML

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just me - 13/05/2012 18:54 - Germany - Overath

Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family game of lacrosse. All through the game, he kept "accidentally" hurling the ball straight at me on the sideline. After he eventually nailed me straight in the heart, he screamed at me to "get out of the fucking way". FML

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fuck - 21/04/2012 02:48 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

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Shady tactics

Anonymous - - Australia - Rowville

Today, at a mixed-family game of rugby, my dad resorted to calling me a "goddamned accident" and eventually body-slamming me, just so I'd stop playing long enough for his team to score. FML

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singer0421 32

Saturday 19 April 2014 5:11

When it said that the dad smashed the ball at OP, I was waiting for it to say "and it smashed mine too." Look on the bright side, he didn't hit a tennis ball into your junk.

IllestRated 17

Saturday 19 April 2014 5:18

Have a smirk on your face. You got his daughter around your arms. Even if it's torn a little bit

TXFernwoods 26

Saturday 19 April 2014 8:14

Well you should "smash" your girlfriend to get even.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 19 April 2014 8:23

Went out swinging

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 19 April 2014 10:03

Is it still a love game?

yazzy50i5 3

Saturday 19 April 2014 12:21

What an asshole! I can see why girl's dads can be protective of them but not want to see their daughters boyfriend get hurt.

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 19 April 2014 15:08

15-no luv

MeMonkeyYou 6

Saturday 19 April 2014 16:00

Should have gotten up, with blood dripping off your arm, looked him in the eye and said "you're pretty good with balls sir, again?"

nitrog100 21

Saturday 19 April 2014 18:06

Why are you playing tennis on gravel?

mattybstacks 8

Saturday 19 April 2014 18:10

*tennis match

kotake 7

Saturday 19 April 2014 18:31

Well if he ever brings it up just say "you might've torn my arm in tennis but I tear your daughter's ****** up in bed". Then promptly run. Don't even wait for a reaction, because the reaction will be to kill you.