Go Team!

By Gayer men’s team - 02/11/2017 04:00

Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 2 November 2017 6:26

And they say men aren't supportive. Pssshhh.

Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 2 November 2017 9:10

I sincerely hope that they sent you some pics back. It's common courtesy, after all.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 2 November 2017 5:50

If you’re fishing for compliments, you need to stick your pole into a body of water

Little Richard 11

Thursday 2 November 2017 8:55

This is not your best work Dad.

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 2 November 2017 6:26

And they say men aren't supportive. Pssshhh.

Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 2 November 2017 9:10

I sincerely hope that they sent you some pics back. It's common courtesy, after all.

arioch_fml 20

Thursday 2 November 2017 9:59

Sounds like you're playing for the wrong team...... uhh wait, the right team.....?

ilovetraveler 17

Saturday 4 November 2017 4:42

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Glowworm56 26

Thursday 2 November 2017 12:55

At least the comments were positive.

GhostFox 33

Thursday 2 November 2017 17:18

You have to be pretty comfortable with your identity to wear nothing but a speedo and a swim cap, so they probably are more comfortable complimenting other guys than most guys are.