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Globehead

By yikes - 07/03/2023 10:00

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years actually believes that the Earth is flat. FML

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Brightside86 30

Tuesday 7 March 2023 19:40

Undoubtedly done for political reasons as suppose to scientific.

protoskore 27

Thursday 9 March 2023 9:35

well, at least you'll never have to take her on a trip around the world

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spinningrecords 14

Tuesday 7 March 2023 14:37

That can either be an endearing quality or a show killer, your choice.

poopface82 23

Tuesday 7 March 2023 16:09

Mine believes in aliens and Bigfoot, but lots of intelligent people believe crazy shit. Personally I believe we only went to the moon because Nixon needed a distraction.

Brightside86 30

Tuesday 7 March 2023 19:40

Undoubtedly done for political reasons as suppose to scientific.

Brightside86 30

Tuesday 7 March 2023 19:37

Pretty sure 0% of people believe the world is flat and its just people trolling.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 March 2023 2:23

If she's not flat, just play along.

protoskore 27

Thursday 9 March 2023 9:35

well, at least you'll never have to take her on a trip around the world

tiptoppc 19

Thursday 9 March 2023 17:25

Threaten to take her to the edge and chuck her off of it. This can be some fun trolling if done right.

Blossom89 3

Saturday 11 March 2023 16:26

Run Forest! Run! 🏃🏼😹

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