Weird, Awkward and Work: Give it to me - FML

Give it to me

By Kait - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

k34nu 7

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:23

WTH? Why would someone want to be sprayed with windex...?

Reid5 6

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:24

Why would you hug a complete stranger?

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abbyabb 4

Thursday 5 April 2012 16:53

Weird...

lovepandorasaver 11

Thursday 5 April 2012 17:11

So fresh and so clean clean

floridatoindiana 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 17:16

Why in the world would someone want to be sprayed with windex.?

olpally 32

Thursday 5 April 2012 17:18

You suck...

Emerald_86 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 17:29

Well obviously he wanted a streak free shine !..

husky22 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 17:33

id hug him too

MrsAlexander83 10

Thursday 5 April 2012 18:14

Oh the fetishes of some people are becoming more and more weird! What the heck?!

hateevryone 14

Thursday 5 April 2012 18:16

Spray him

groupleader 7

Thursday 5 April 2012 18:27

I'll bet if he was a window, you'd have seen right through him...

pastnastificatio 4

Thursday 5 April 2012 18:27

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