FML: The Showdown #2 By Louis - 29/03/2017 21:05 Who will be your champion this week? I agree, your life sucks 440 You deserved it 130 Share Tweet Share
Today, I received an urgent call from my son's nursery asking me to collect him, saying he was, "lethargic, complaining about being ill and crying". I get there and he's running around, playing and admits he just wanted to come home. They still made me take him home. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 880 You deserved it 2 843
Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 777 You deserved it 1 755
Today, I filled up my company car with my own debit card, instead of my fuel card. It was the last £40 I had for the month. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 980 You deserved it 7 016
Today, I experienced the fright of a lifetime when I woke up and heard my bedroom door opening. Fearing that there was an intruder, I picked up a bat and opened the door, ready to whack the mystery intruder. There was no one there. No one, except my cat, who apparently knows how to open doors now. FML I agree, your life sucks 846 You deserved it 147
Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML I agree, your life sucks 392 You deserved it 133
Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML I agree, your life sucks 59 131 You deserved it 4 486
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