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FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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crazystar69 - 09/03/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML

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Good impressions last

icarlypoop - 11/04/2020 23:00

Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML

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clumsy - - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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Falling and laughing

Jane_Elle02 - 18/10/2025 09:00

Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML

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hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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TheOneTC 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:12

Should have pulled him in too. That would have been romantic

OldMemoriesFade 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:12

Well..at least he still said you were the most beautiful girl he's ever seen, and if he meant it, he will stay by your side.

shawnaishere 14

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:14

Sadly I would have laughed too

SuperPizzaMan_fml 11

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:16

it poops to be you.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:40

That makes so much sense...

mndlz 6

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:16

Two words, leg sweep !

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 10 October 2012 4:21

No traction in shit to do so.

teresee 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:16

Way to kill the mood

Major_Whupass 3

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:17

Forever alone!

badbadkitty 5

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:19

Being able to laugh at yourself is a good thing. Step 1: Fall Step 2: Laugh Step 3: Push over your crush into the shit too Step 4: Keep laughing.

Metallica36176 16

Wednesday 10 October 2012 3:04

Step 5: Go in for the kiss anyway.

SenselessPattern 12

Wednesday 10 October 2012 3:52

Step 5 1/2: Wipe shit away from mouth area.

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Wednesday 10 October 2012 4:37

I would put that as step 4 1/2. You kiss a man with horse shit on your mouth, that'll be the last. Then step 4 3/4 would be taking a breath mint, then proceed to kiss. ;)