Clothes, Thief Miscellaneous Fair-weather friend - FML

Fair-weather friend

clothesthief - - Australia - Ivanhoe

Today, I finally had nice enough weather to dry my clothes on the washing line. Two hours later, all my clothes were stolen. FML

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Scryll 17

Friday 3 April 2015 16:38

They made a clean getaway then?

Rainbow2Cloud 12

Friday 3 April 2015 17:36

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Bigfabthetruth52 22

Monday 6 April 2015 8:11

better off putting some lines up in a basement and hanging them there, that still sounds shitty though.

toxic324x 17

Tuesday 7 April 2015 20:11

Wait no that's not how karma works

shemademedoit 20

Wednesday 8 April 2015 10:10

you must of had really nice clothing then

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Today, just like every other day, I noticed that one of my male coworkers always stares at me while passing by or when it's time for lunch. I read somewhere that if a person stares at you too long, they either want to have sex with you or want to kill you. He has a girlfriend, so I doubt it's the first option. FML

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Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML

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Today, my son told me he liked a girl at school. I told him to be extra sweet to her, carry her bag, and make every day brighter for her. My husband snorted and said, "That's simp shit. Don't do any of that. Act like a man, and if she's not into you, shrug and move on." FML

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Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML

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Today, someone came in for an interview. For my position. I wasn’t informed that they were replacing me. I had to set up the room for this interview. FML

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Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML

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