Intimacy: Experimentation

Experimentation

By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 23:39 - United States - Salem

Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

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DatRealAssTruth 3

Saturday 13 October 2012 5:55

Was it already glazed?

oped01 8

Saturday 13 October 2012 5:59

So he was "dunkin the donut"

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NicoleAshley10 0

Saturday 13 October 2012 17:04

He just wanted to see how it feels to stick his erect penis in a hole

HiIAmKevin 8

Saturday 13 October 2012 18:48

46- American pie is cherry pie...

SeleneB 1

Saturday 13 October 2012 19:04

Imagine, in the future when you or him eat a donut in the other's presence...

XRaYKaT 3

Saturday 13 October 2012 19:07

Why didn't you grab another donut and start playing ring toss?

firefly319 7

Saturday 13 October 2012 19:36

So wait. "Walked-in" does not indicate where he was... "Knock" recommendations are valid unless he was in the kitchen... or any other family space...

snafu63 0

Saturday 13 October 2012 19:44

Of course you won't be able to unsee it, what a ridiculous statement

Calingaladha 21

Saturday 13 October 2012 20:19

Next time donut watch your brother **** a donut.

sickandsexified 7

Saturday 13 October 2012 20:53

Strangely, this makes me crave donuts.

Betterthink4 6

Saturday 13 October 2012 21:50

Have you ever considered knocking?

bigjcox6 2

Saturday 13 October 2012 22:01

Talk about a creme filled donut!

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