ESPN Love

By pieceofcake163 - 29/12/2009 08:59 - United States

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Today, I found out that my booty call only likes to have sex with me so afterwards he can watch ESPN on my plasma screen TV, because he has neither. FML
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shananigans 0

Um, it's a BOOTY CALL. Why do you care? There's not supposed to be any emotional attachment.

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perdix 29

I have ESPN and an LED TV. Maybe I can come over and compare the two technologies. If I have to give you sex to get in, . . . Well, if I must, I must :(

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spike2pt0 0

It's a booty call, maybe this could be a FML if he was your bf, but he isn't so stop don't bitch because he loves your tv more than you

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spike2pt0 0

It's a booty call, maybe this could be a FML if he was your bf, but he isn't so stop don't bitch because he loves your tv more than you

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acsims 0

This man is my hero. I wouldn't care if a guy did this to me. I got my sex. he gets his tv. win/win

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Ninjaface 0

A booty call? Sounds more like you're married to me. "You had your turn, now can't you see I'm watching the game?"

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DanielleTheOne 3

You should all watch No booty calls on youtube lol

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kally2010 0

if it's great sex so what ???

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