Sex, Anxiety, Awkward and Intimacy: Effective

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By Nublet - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML

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Comments

Murkyy 15

Wednesday 13 August 2014 2:50

I nearly had a panic attack my first time too, anxiety is a terrible thing.

missobsessed22 12

Wednesday 1 April 2015 1:29

sadly I can relate to this op. sucks eh.

Shadow9876 19

Wednesday 2 March 2016 16:35

How?

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