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By pokie - 30/08/2009 05:38 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

RockieGirl 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:38

but that's AWESOME!

growingupnextmon 3

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:52

Well, i must admit pokemon was incredibly cool back in the day and still kinda is. So essentially your Bf is awesome.

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jessexjames 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 16:47

YDI for complaining. I would love to have that fantasy come true

furyboom 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 22:00

ur boyfriend is one of a kind!

some2521nobody 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 16:37

Your boyfriend is awesome!

AnqieStayyBossin 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:28

Lmfaoooooooo ! Youuu & Yourr Boyfriend Goot Problemsss ! W2 :]

luizocoke 0

Monday 27 June 2011 5:57

fantasies are fantasies ... gotta respect others and do em

iDollyLoveDove 0

Monday 22 August 2011 0:12

Sexayy(;

bdair 1

Monday 22 August 2011 20:03

Who the hell doesnt want to do pikachu ? ;P

xShankstah 1

Wednesday 28 September 2011 16:26

Lol! Pokemon is beast! Be lucky it's only a Pilachu.

codymaas01 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 17:15

Win

kimmiekimmiekong 0

Friday 4 November 2011 11:05

hey u an ur bf r perfect for each other, u both have weird ass fantasies.... yours is odd and completely not sanitary and his is really odd and one must wonder when he was a kid what were his thoughts when pikachu was brought up or shown? I'm just saying!

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