Weird, Awkward, Babysitter and Kids: Early learner - FML

Early learner

By Michele - 18/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Spicy

Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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theman34 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:29

damm WTF

Radi0Waves 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:47

That kid already has so much more game than me.

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coolsteve 0

Monday 18 January 2010 14:45

That kid is a ******* hero

zom_fml 10

Monday 18 January 2010 15:14

Creepiest kid ever?

Anteezy 7

Monday 18 January 2010 15:28

Future **** star.

DutchCourage 0

Monday 18 January 2010 15:42

Are you baby sitting Ron Jeremy Jr. by any chance?

ily1210 10

Monday 18 January 2010 22:50

OMFGGG that made my dayyyy roflmao!!

KishiSenmatsu 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:02

o.o wow…

snowman427 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:08

that's funny but gross. at least you know he likes girls. I bet he will get laid at 10 or 11

lusitania_fml 11

Friday 28 March 2014 19:47

Wtf is wrong with you?

Newbie21 1

Monday 18 January 2010 16:17

gross FYL

Yooh_Plus_Meh 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:21

...This is so gross/fake. Idunno.. Seems kinda out there.

PyroDeath19 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:23

that kids a pimp

Buckeyehead 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:28

lil bastard was horny

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