Drilling time

By scared - 23/10/2025 09:00

Today, I went to the orthodontist. No biggie, of course. I know the drill, so I didn’t think twice before letting the doctor stick his gloved hands into my mouth. His warm, wet, gloved hands. What the fuck??? FML

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Thursday 23 October 2025 22:55

With any luck, it was just water, and not your orthodontist sucking his thumb just before the appointment.

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Yudith 25

Thursday 23 October 2025 22:55

With any luck, it was just water, and not your orthodontist sucking his thumb just before the appointment.

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