Love: Do I know you? - FML

Do I know you?

By steph2052 - 13/07/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

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FightingTheStorm 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:06

at least you guys are together now, right?

marmots 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:08

Get a yearbook out, show him your picture, problem solved.

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MisterDoctor 12

Saturday 28 January 2012 20:09

Daaaang, he must feel like shit.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 23 November 2015 19:01

Get the yearbook out.

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