Embarrassing, Texting, Sexting and Intimacy: Deep fake - FML

Deep fake

By ohtheshame - 02/05/2011 08:34

Spicy

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Monday 2 May 2011 16:25

It could have been worse. At least you didn't accidentally send it to his father.

khaya 9

Monday 2 May 2011 16:37

You should not start a kinky message with: (a) I'm going to stab you. (b) I am out buying a strap on.

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griffin7 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 11:33

you should really stick to sex in person....js

uaintgotnostylem 6

Wednesday 4 May 2011 12:53

YDI for smoking.

egoldst22 5

Thursday 5 May 2011 15:55

sometimes it hard on text... I feel for ya

ShanieceRamirez9 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 14:00

ur kinda cute on this picture for a 22 or 23yr old u remind me of some actor!: )

crazyblackchick 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 15:01

-insert sad trumpet noise- wah wah waaaaah

14kammy 0

Friday 27 May 2011 23:20

That's crucial...

LolaElleSTAR 1

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:16

At least you know he isn't cheating on you!

JoyceeFruit 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 19:52

what did you say to him?

Eternityfalls 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:45

lol aww he cares bt dnt do that no more. lyk seriously

Lukaroast 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:45

your bf is an asshole. go for me instead

Havin 19

Friday 26 August 2011 16:45

I think that's cute.. Err.. In a weird sort of way?

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