Religion, Star Wars and Love: Darth Bore

Darth Bore

By Jace - 19/08/2011 22:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML

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Nyolia 11

Saturday 20 August 2011 5:34

Even if he doesn't believe in it, he has no right to insult her beliefs unless she was shoving them down his throat.

satanic_fml 13

Saturday 20 August 2011 5:36

let the religious shitstorm begin

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lucasj2345 7

Thursday 7 September 2017 0:19

why are you making such a big deal about her being catholic?

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