Intimacy: Damper - FML

Damper

By bleh - 23/11/2009 22:29 - United States

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Today, my fiancé and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for six weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in two weeks. FML

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML

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DirtyDiana_fml 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:21

lmao damn bitch dont bite.

xMrAndyTranx 4

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:18

YDI. You scraped his man meat with your teeth. SMFH

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Wildbluesun 2

Sunday 15 August 2010 18:21

I've done that to my boyfriend before. =/ Multiple times. ...He has a weird foreskin, it's not my fault.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Friday 27 August 2010 7:55

or maybe you just suck (not in the good way) in bed. You're not supposed to bite and chew on the foreskin

Sam_13161821 0

Monday 25 October 2010 2:30

Dang how crazy did you get? Lol

lemonypower 6

Monday 1 November 2010 2:48

don't blow with braces

eatsleephockey97 4

Sunday 2 January 2011 3:02

I feel like I've heard this fml before.

Kaeleyw 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 17:33

less teeth during a ******** LOL

BendyStraw 6

Saturday 29 January 2011 14:17

@163, there was one exactly like this but instead of the ripping, she had high blood pressure?

scampi08 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:21

Foreskin is disgusting. I think you ripped it on purpose.

lucins 7

Friday 6 May 2011 14:12

that's what happens when you do the contrary of God's plans before marriage!

schomes 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 5:46

owwwwwwww jeez that's like kill yourself pain girl no teeth!!!

WeekendWombat 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:13

Be happy it didnt happen on the honeymoon

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