Culture wars By j1hill33 - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy who yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML agreeclassic 35 643 vote type 1 2 440 Share Tweet Share
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML agreeclassic 12 361 vote type 1 57 803
Today, I ignored my wife's phone calls at work, since all she ever wants to do is complain or talk about chores and projects. An hour later, security called my desk. She'd shown up at work to bitch me out for ignoring her. Now I'm the laughing stock of my workplace. FML agreeclassic 551 vote type 1 218
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my 30-year-old husband about why Sesame Street isn't a "soap opera." FML agreeclassic 43 352 vote type 1 5 148
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML agreeclassic 2 121 vote type 1 262
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML agreeclassic 23 086 vote type 1 8 940
Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML agreeclassic 25 236 vote type 1 49 692
Just like how the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Roman Empire took place in Sydney, Australia.
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