Transportation, Embarrassing, Accident and Trains: Crotch rot

Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

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By wowthanksworld - 22/03/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML

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By Violated - 09/12/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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Friday 30 March 2012 8:13

The reaction the guys face must have been priceless

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bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 1 April 2012 1:51

You should really try to avoid giving head to old guys on the bus(/train), I know college is supposed to be wild but I think you're doing it wrong :P

Jtaura 10

Monday 16 September 2013 12:26

Hahaha "you alright there??"

agirlhasnoname_fml 6

Saturday 10 September 2016 5:31

maybe learn how to put your hands out in front of you when you fall like a toddler does.

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