Crisis Averted By FML Videos - 16/09/2018 23:59 Problem Solving 101 I agree, your life sucks 263 You deserved it 109 Share Tweet Share
Today, it's been a year since my divorce. My deadbeat bipolar ex-wife is on her third boyfriend. I'm raising both our kids solo and, despite trying, have not even been able to land a single date since we seperated. FML I agree, your life sucks 738 You deserved it 124
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 323 You deserved it 3 099
Today, I found out I have sodium fluoride poisoning. Apparently, my water has a high level of sodium fluorine. I've been drinking much more water lately trying to be healthier. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 056 You deserved it 2 766
Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 425 You deserved it 2 373
Today, I put my AC in my room again in preparation for summer. However, I forgot that my cat messed up the accordion while climbing the window like an idiot, so it no longer closes properly. So there is now an opening in the window that I can't do anything about. Hello, insects. FML I agree, your life sucks 309 You deserved it 182
Today, my fiancé and I finally had the house to ourselves for the night for the first time in MONTHS, and we don't know when we will get a chance like this again. So, he texts his buddy to play zombies. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 512 You deserved it 259
That’s basically me, when I’m asked, “You want some nookie?”