Coming and going - FML

Coming and going

By Anonymous - 07/12/2025 00:00

Today, after my relationship ended in a shambles, my partner finally moved out and we were broken up, now, just as I started talking to others and feeling OK with being alone, she revealed that the break was temporary and that she has to move back in temporarily. FML

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Hangryko 31

Sunday 7 December 2025 6:41

How about no?

Rake 17

Sunday 7 December 2025 7:23

Just say no.

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Hangryko 31

Sunday 7 December 2025 6:41

How about no?

Rake 17

Sunday 7 December 2025 7:23

Just say no.

FluffythePink 23

Sunday 7 December 2025 16:59

Unless she's legally on the tenancy/lease agreement then she can go play marbles on the nearest motor/high way.

49_Donuts 13

Sunday 7 December 2025 17:29

“Has to move back in” - No. She can come back IF you let her

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