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By eyeamcool - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML

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Friday 17 April 2009 12:06

Passengers? What passengers? Oh, you mean the children you were abducting...

mudkipsan 19

Friday 17 April 2009 13:18

One day, #8 will learn when to end a joke, and #9 will learn how to spot one.

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AWESOM_E 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:06

Passengers? What passengers? Oh, you mean the children you were abducting...

rawrlily 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 15:21

lol

JBiz_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:06

That sucks :(

Indiana_fml 4

Friday 17 April 2009 12:20

Haha, that must have been creepy for all of you. Wouldn't know how I would feel if I were convinced of having a child abductor right next to me.

1Tsk 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:43

well you shouldn't have abused those children then

ddlovatolover 23

Thursday 2 October 2014 4:06

The FML says child abductor, not child abuser.

imadonkeymoo 0

Friday 17 April 2009 13:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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boer 0

Friday 17 April 2009 13:17

can't you guys read? It says SIMILAR, not that he is the one.

lolfood 24

Saturday 10 May 2014 17:47

REEEEAAAAALLLLLYYYYY?!?!?

mudkipsan 19

Friday 17 April 2009 13:18

One day, #8 will learn when to end a joke, and #9 will learn how to spot one.

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Friday 17 April 2009 13:23

And one day #10 will get an award for that comment.

tigerlover39 9

Wednesday 6 March 2013 22:46

True

deathhill3 40

Wednesday 20 March 2013 14:25

He has one, sort of. He is currently one of the top comments.

PonTiFeX 0

Friday 17 April 2009 13:25

...Well... Did ya do it?

Eresbel 0

Friday 17 April 2009 13:35

lol to #10 and #11.

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