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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 16:54

Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML

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Wednesday 26 August 2020 19:03

Maybe you’re the kind of woman he likes

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 26 August 2020 18:11

LOL ya that used to happen to me alot when I had long hair despite having a goatee.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 26 August 2020 17:18

He probably liked your manboobs so much, he'd forgive your unfortunate "peach fuzz."

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 26 August 2020 18:11

LOL ya that used to happen to me alot when I had long hair despite having a goatee.

bloopaloop 27

Wednesday 26 August 2020 19:03

Maybe you’re the kind of woman he likes

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Friday 28 August 2020 7:46

That happened to me too but we were wearing masks and I guess they couldn’t see my beard under it or something? Idk ppl are very oblivious

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