Love, Health and Farts: Chemical warfare

Chemical warfare

By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 21:00 - Canada - Terrace

Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML

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Crowned Sataness 12

Saturday 13 July 2024 9:10

that's not a FML, that's ****** hilarious. I stink my hubs out all the time

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Saturday 13 July 2024 19:16

Next step: reenact those Japanese farting war ukio-e with your husband and two fans.

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Crowned Sataness 12

Saturday 13 July 2024 9:10

that's not a FML, that's ****** hilarious. I stink my hubs out all the time

Yudith 25

Saturday 13 July 2024 19:16

Next step: reenact those Japanese farting war ukio-e with your husband and two fans.

metroido 17

Sunday 25 May 2025 1:45

i’m not gonna say ydi on the grounds that most farts don’t smell.

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