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Caught in 404p

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 22:00 - Taiwan - Taichung

Today, I had a job interview at Walmart. They showed a video of me stealing. FML

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Ubehage 32

Thursday 13 April 2023 17:33

You really applied for a job in the very store you stole from? YDI

spinningrecords 14

Thursday 13 April 2023 17:09

Did you get the job?

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spinningrecords 14

Thursday 13 April 2023 17:09

Did you get the job?

Ubehage 32

Thursday 13 April 2023 17:33

You really applied for a job in the very store you stole from? YDI

poopface82 23

Thursday 13 April 2023 18:19

What, you didn’t raise the Shaggy defense? It wasn’t me? Come on, do better.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 15 April 2023 17:55

Tell them you want a job in Loss Prevention and that was just you testing their system. They get a C for identifying you, but points off for not stopping you. With your help, they'll get an A by stopping the thief before they leave with the loot.

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