Money, Family and Games: Card sharp - FML

Card sharp

By Anonymous - 25/05/2025 21:00

Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML

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DLBL 20

Sunday 25 May 2025 23:24

They might be setting you up to plan another game, where they take you for all you've got. If it were me, I"d not play with them again.

Lost Reggie 21

Monday 26 May 2025 9:27

Take the quid and run!

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DLBL 20

Sunday 25 May 2025 23:24

They might be setting you up to plan another game, where they take you for all you've got. If it were me, I"d not play with them again.

Lost Reggie 21

Monday 26 May 2025 9:27

Take the quid and run!

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