Love and Transportation: Calling it quits - FML

Calling it quits

By Frouse - 28/09/2018 22:02

Today, I was on the worst blind date ever, so I tried to secretly request an Uber to get out of there. My date then picked up his phone, receiving my request. Turns out he's an Uber driver and he was looking for a reason to get out of the date too. FML

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thehaystackerine 20

Friday 28 September 2018 22:04

sounds like you both got what you wanted. 🤣

RichardPencil 30

Friday 28 September 2018 23:22

That’s über-awkward!

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Robert Herrin 8

Saturday 29 September 2018 15:45

Wow, from reading these FMLs gay men suck, figuratively and literally.

bobsanction 18

Sunday 30 September 2018 20:36

I'm not seeing the problem. Sounds like it's a win for both of you.

fabs1171 23

Monday 1 October 2018 1:46

Definitely a win-win situation but I am curious as to how it ended for you

Mr_Mole 24

Tuesday 2 October 2018 0:01

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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