Intimacy: Busted - FML

Busted

By douchetard - 26/03/2009 07:37 - United States

Spicy

Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence. FML

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jm88 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:53

..."So she's told me".

lovely_189 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:52

smooth

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Aldebaran_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:06

LMAO, You really deserve it.....thnk before you speak

nomi28 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:06

I agree with #13. Why were they talking about that anyway?

trucanadian 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:18

lmao @ 32

Shadowflames420 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:19

YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI Oh man how pissed is your girl?

Master_Beta_XD 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:21

Did your girlfriend happen to facepalm after you said that? Lol

yeahreally 6

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:27

oh wow i can picture it....sounds painful

Failercoptor 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:29

"LOL JK GUAISE"

burnbee03 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:33

you're a fucktard. i hope they damned you tell hell for that one

pudgypaw 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:33

did they point you to the makeshift confession box in the corner of the room?

AMelodyofJuly 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:36

Foot in Mouth! FAIL!

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