Money, Kids and Photography: Business is business - FML

Business is business

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 06:00

Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML

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Friday 17 November 2023 16:00

Eerrrrrrmmmm... Time to have a way overdue talk, and maybe charges for sexual harassment or something.

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Friday 17 November 2023 16:00

Eerrrrrrmmmm... Time to have a way overdue talk, and maybe charges for sexual harassment or something.

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