Transportation, Cars and Relatable: Brain fart

Brain fart

By Username - 09/06/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

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Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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sambino2012 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:27

been there done that.. lol

Susieee_Q 9

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:27

We all have our moments.

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RockstarRN 10

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:32

Are you blonde? Haha! I've done that before but not for 15 minutes :)

UnknwnClassicGrl 5

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:44

Says the blonde....

AnaBroseki 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:16

^^ lol

krysxkatastrophe 14

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:33

Everyone does that. If not this, it's the sunglasses on the head situation.

FastLikeATree 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:33

Or the pencil behind the ear thing.

cgchamp89 7

Friday 10 June 2011 1:01

Or phone when talking on it.

EvilPotato 14

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:36

how dare anyone thumbs down a comment by Boners.

jess6blondie9 2

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:36

I've done that before too. I think everyone has.

huntermc7 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:36

**facepalm**

Hydronators 1

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:36

Not as bad though as losing your phone and finding it in your pocket...

xo_sweetheart_xo 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:40

lmfao thats so funny, i also have done something similar

Wheredidgrungego 12

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:41

Cocaines a hell of a drug.

mismonroe 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:26

Best of the best.

pieintheface 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:41

epic facepa

SirWrangler 5

Friday 10 June 2011 1:53

HomeAl0ne 20

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:42

You should have rung me. I would have told you were it was.

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