Health and Gross: Booger block

Booger block

By Anonymous - 23/10/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom - Clydebank

Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML

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GoogieWithers 23

Wednesday 23 October 2024 23:29

Were you lying down?

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Ah yes, the old blow your booger straight up problem. Happens to the best of us, I'm sure.

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zeesther 6

Wednesday 23 October 2024 21:21

Sounds like bullshit. How can it blow the other way?

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Wednesday 23 October 2024 22:35

Ah yes, the old blow your booger straight up problem. Happens to the best of us, I'm sure.

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Wednesday 23 October 2024 23:29

Were you lying down?

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