Texting and Miscellaneous: Blocking time

Blocking time

By tommyboy783 - 20/10/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

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russellboy 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:46

Good plan. But bad execution. Lol

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:47

There are so many things wrong with this. For one, a response from the same number.

Comments

slushpup9696 12

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:45

Why do YOU insist on CAPITALIZING random WORDS?

ive4g10how2fly 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:02

Spelled?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:04

No.

SanDiegoGirl111 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:44

Alan where are you?

coveryourmouth 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:06

ass.!!!!!!!

Coccinelle_fml 15

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:21

Next time try something as simple as just not answering.

SanDiegoGirl111 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:31

142 that's meant to EMPHASIZE her point. See?

ronnieboo 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:52

And she spelled "spelt" wrong lol

iDaniel525 8

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:55

Your spelling also has an "error."

VWTDI1327 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 17:57

Spelt isn't a word, either.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 20 October 2011 18:06

Actually, it is.

kodinbug 2

Thursday 20 October 2011 18:29

Spelled.

strife1313 4

Thursday 20 October 2011 18:34

Besides the spelling mistake, that was the biggest epic win I'd seen in awhile

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