Miscellaneous, Embarrassing and Movies: Blinded

Blinded

By Anonymous - 25/08/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, my phone’s flashlight turned on in my pocket while I was at the movie theater. I didn’t notice until the stranger next to me whispered, “Hey, your dick is glowing.” FML

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Today, I noticed a spot on my leg that I wanted a closer look at. I went to put my phone screen towards it for more lighting while my sister was in front of me, looking. I'm pretty sure she saw my nude that I forgot was on the screen. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

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By unaware - 19/09/2012 04:14 - United States - Columbus

Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2025 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was using a public restroom when the lights suddenly turned off. Panicking, I waved my arms around, trying to trigger the motion sensor, but nothing happened. I had to finish in the dark, and as I was leaving, the janitor noticed me, turned the lights back on, and said, “Yeah, I turned those off earlier to save power. Hope you were OK in there.” FML

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Monday 25 August 2025 16:05

Worse. STD. Ever.

tiptoppc 19

Monday 25 August 2025 14:35

Response should’ve been: “It found the climax in the movie story…”

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tiptoppc 19

Monday 25 August 2025 14:35

Response should’ve been: “It found the climax in the movie story…”

BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 25 August 2025 16:05

Worse. STD. Ever.

Hangryko 31

Monday 25 August 2025 19:54

Turn the phone off before the movie starts.

Lost Reggie 21

Tuesday 26 August 2025 8:42

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