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difference between birds and mammals. - 03/09/2012 00:10 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there were penguins laying eggs. He said, "Penguins are mammals, they don't lay eggs." I replied, "Penguins are birds." We fought about it for ages until he realised that I was right, and has since stopped talking to me. FML

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hellostupid - 28/03/2013 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML

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SFra - 24/10/2012 01:19 - United States

Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML

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Anonymous - 01/10/2012 14:50 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML

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James - 26/08/2011 18:29 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML

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Anonymous - 23/08/2014 17:51 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML

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woohoo420 - 04/04/2012 16:14 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

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Anonymous - 11/03/2014 18:51

Today, I had to explain to my husband that it's biologically impossible for cats and dogs to cross-breed, and that his "brilliant idea" of getting ours to mate is just plain disturbing. He still doesn't believe me. FML

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facepalm - 12/09/2011 08:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not the same thing as a hurricane. I couldn't convince him, and he still won't talk to me. FML

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dinapar - 14/07/2009 14:02 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML

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our kids will be derps - 22/06/2013 19:28 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend found an empty snail shell. I tried messing with him by saying the snail had turned into a slug, like caterpillars turn into butterflies. He quickly replied, "Yeah I know. I'm not a tard, babe." and said he'd been taught all that and more back in school. What the hell? FML

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DreaminOfMusic 0

Monday 3 September 2012 9:05

Seriously? He doesn't deserve you if he's that immature. And he's also not the sharpest tool in the shed..

calilovesneb 12

Monday 3 September 2012 9:09

The things that some people get butt hurt over never ceases to amaze me.

XxskyelovexX 13

Monday 3 September 2012 10:44

I like penguins :) I think your boyfriend over reacted but he will talk to you again and hopefully will apologize. Sorry Op

BrandonR1982 3

Monday 3 September 2012 11:14

The flightless bird. Confusing dumb asses everywhere.

Urpoppy 21

Monday 3 September 2012 11:37

Being that dumb is a dealbreaker! To be such a baby about it, double dealbreaker!

Tamz13 2

Monday 3 September 2012 11:56

It sucks he's that ignorant, but on the other hand, is not having to listen to dumb crap like that really that bad? Enjoy the silence!

mrsmaglietta 6

Monday 3 September 2012 12:59

dumb..

floup_fml 13

Monday 3 September 2012 14:00

agree with him that only penguins and humans can drive and he will start talking you again

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Monday 3 September 2012 14:15

Aww some pll can't take being so wrong and so stupid. He hit them both at once!! It was embarrassment overload, they just couldn't face you anymore lololol

ineslovescats 5

Monday 3 September 2012 16:22

I do understand the fact that he was wrong and you felt the need to correct him, but you really shouldn't have kept the argument going for so long. It was a stupid thing to fight about.

lonestarfox 0

Monday 3 September 2012 18:19

Where is the grammar nazi on this one?

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Monday 3 September 2012 20:37

for the love of ******* christ, with all the technology we have today, with wikipedia literally at your fingertips, how long would it have taken him to LOOK IT UP!!!?