Ban that "rule"!

PeeFlavouredFloss - - Canada - Montreal

Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML
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Schizomaniac 24

Yeah, you're definitely right. As a microbiology student, I can tell you that aquatic bacteria are generally more badass than those that thrive on hard surfaces. Ground bacteria usually abide by the 5 second rule because they respect the law, but aquatic species are outlaws. They don't give a ****. I actually saw "**** the police" tattooed on an aquatic bacterium's head one time. You don't mess with them.

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OnlyAvailableID 28

It would explain the yellow stains on his teeth.

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Alliekat1008 15

No offense but he is a moron

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hopejm 5

maybe he had just cleaned the toilet, with lots of bleach? just trying to throw him a bone here.

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