Bad start to the day

By Concussed - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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shadowzraptor 0

im never showering again haha ): that sucks

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iKaite 0

A soap. In the shape of a bar. Moron.

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Crysta_fml 3

This would be the best FML in months, if it wasn't fake.

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ColdGold 6

Good deal! But I can hardly believe that a hose didn't fly up your butt.

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

Ladies and gentlemen, Charlie Chaplin has reincarnated as an Australian.

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rocky7 0

i guess now i understnad why they used to think when someone sneezed you must say "god bless you". sneezes can cause a great amount of pain.

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