Embarrassing, Haircut, Hair and Miscellaneous: Bad hair day

Bad hair day

By Faithy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML

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jibz 6

Saturday 4 June 2011 1:40

dumbass.

XxMaseratiGurlxX 1

Saturday 4 June 2011 1:48

you spelled blonde wrong :)

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Dante15 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 3:32

This is an example of the intelligence of people in the world today.

kkins 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:10

I think that's happened to every girl with a flat iron

just_a_dude_ 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:19

I've done the same thing, but with a toaster. I waited for way too long before realizing it wasn't plugged in. :/

miss2kute31 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:45

Lmao

mylifepwnz 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:47

9/10 if the web users would have posted this on mlia

lol32360 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 5:02

you blond? haha jksssss..... (:

elizabethan13 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 5:05

nice goin GENIUS :P

pan1cked 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 5:10

LOL I've definitely done that before. she's not an idiot, shit happens. I can assure you I'm not stupid in any sense. people just have brain farts :)

RandomButNice 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 5:41

unfortunately it has happened to me before...

ofwglui 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 5:51

y u so retard

1215116a 14

Saturday 4 June 2011 19:51

Why are you so retarded? is what I'm guessing your letters meant.

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