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Bad doggo

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 12:01 - United States

Today, my dog managed to get into our cabinet and eat an entire bag of Hershey's Kisses. Now she is puking all over the house and outside too. When I called the vet to tell her about it, she said that it was normal, and to call her back when it was "coming out the other end." FML

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a_lackof_color 0

Friday 12 March 2010 16:12

dude, you are sooo lucky the dog is alive

DGross 8

Friday 12 March 2010 16:19

...and the wait begins... Good thing she knew how to induce vomiting from all those years as a show dog...

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emanhernandez 22

Monday 28 March 2016 9:33

Man hope your dog gets better

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