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By christine brown - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
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jonan1212 5

where the hell do u live?

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iAmScrubs 19

Breaking News: Student goes on rampage with a pair of earings and shreds 100 pieces of paper.

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HellRaiser12321 9

Earrings are sharp, and pointy. They are dangerous. Lol

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EpicFail1520 16

You go to a private school, don't you? They have a thing against fashion.

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ohmybobbert 16

From this fml, I can tell that your earrings are probably huge, sharp and dangerous. There is no school that has a ban on regular earrings. YDI.

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Luckyasian7 13

Let me guess you go to school in 'murica don't you? These days they think pretty much everything is a weapons. I bring rubberbands shooter made out of paper once and was suspended for a week -_-

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fantasyworld 37

Anything can be used as a weapon if you try.

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kayayye 22

that's why you tell them to go **** themselves

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FweakofCydonia 40

Were they dagged-shaped earrings? Religious earrings? Strange school that you have there, OP.

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Tytonic 16

This isn't surprising. My sister got expelled for bending a paper clip and committing "armed assault". She poked somebody lightly. Didn't even leave a mark.

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