Awkward and Miscellaneous: Awkward - FML

Awkward

By rawrrrr - 17/03/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

kdinsfrestar 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 12:17

I'm so glad other people do these kinds of things as well! You're not alone :(

savanna415 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 12:21

make the most of it... what kind of guys were they?

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athena3100 9

Sunday 24 April 2011 8:28

if you live on the 9th floor dont u kinda have to go up and down stairs? dummy.

luisAngelMarrero 0

Monday 11 July 2011 12:30

dumb b*tch.....(blond moment)

JMWyds 0

Wednesday 5 September 2012 21:42

Hahahaha

fml_seriously316 13

Friday 12 July 2013 22:40

Imagine if one of them then got on here and said "today we had a fire alarm and some girl followed us into my apartment,fml"

Casablancas879 11

Saturday 31 August 2013 9:31

Ydi, you should have at least checked a map or anything!

mxij 13

Monday 2 December 2013 4:54

Well, did they help you after you helped them ;)

Brandon1337 29

Wednesday 3 June 2015 5:18

What I wonder is how you got down in the first place.

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