Love, Jealousy and Social Media: Assumptions

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

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I wouldn't worry about it, they're probably just banging.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 November 2021 5:51

That's so Meta! As long as you own him in meatspace, it doesn't matter what he does in the Zuckerverse.

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I wouldn't worry about it, they're probably just banging.

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