Intimacy As you were

As you were

ryan and Zack - 25/02/2010 22:30 - United States

Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year-old boyfriend having sex. FML

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kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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.…… - 27/02/2012 00:02 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying, "Next time, I'll call." FML

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meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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My ears!

epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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Oh... - 26/07/2019 16:00 - Australia

Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML

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moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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unwanted - 26/11/2014 18:13 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML

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itsjustemcee - 02/02/2016 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

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Anonymous - 27/06/2021 23:59 - Australia - Thornleigh

Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML

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Knock first!

Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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Friday 26 February 2010 1:17

did she leave her teeth in? gilf

ThatCoolGuy 0

Friday 26 February 2010 1:14

would have been worse if the cops saw you breaking in haha

AvikC818 8

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:21

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

metalcoremaster 4

Monday 24 October 2011 4:09

The things you can't unsee

moodyreallyrocks 27

Monday 24 October 2011 17:45

Man, that is rough….

ZombieLoveA 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 4:18

Eeee... Thats one image I wouldn't want burned Into my memory... That's gross >.< sucks for you, but at least she was safe !

MsShayeShaye 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 18:45

Get It!

schultz2 1

Monday 23 January 2012 23:06

Pray that you Can do the same at that age! Good for Them.. Would hate to see it though

dabram71 1

Monday 13 February 2012 8:52

Yikes. That must be a scare

Knash 3

Wednesday 15 February 2012 8:47

haha ewww :)

jmcr 27

Thursday 25 October 2012 21:11

Ugggg thats disturbing

sammyjo06 14

Thursday 6 February 2014 20:02

All you whippersnappers saying old people having sex is gross, wait till you get old and the hooligans of the next generation are telling you how disgusting you are.