Intimacy: Addicted

Addicted

By oddgrrl99 - 23/07/2013 22:42 - United States - Portage

Today, my husband removed the TV from our bedroom to improve our sex life. Still no sex because he watches TV on his iPhone. FML

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ecascio2010 9

Saturday 14 September 2013 20:22

I think it's time for counseling.

raspberryboo 10

Tuesday 19 November 2013 20:50

TV shouldn't be more exciting than sex I'm just saying

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