2019, here I come! By Lewis - 23/01/2019 19:00 Nevermind... I agree, your life sucks 251 You deserved it 180 Share Tweet Share
Today, I came home from college to find my favorite silk nightie that I'd left behind being modeled by Bernie, the family dog. Nobody will admit to who put it on him. I don't know what's worse, that my family is a bunch of assholes, or that my nightie is big enough to fit a Saint Bernard. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 306 You deserved it 3 970
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML I agree, your life sucks 44 450 You deserved it 3 567
Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 083 You deserved it 5 737
Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 108 You deserved it 16 937
Today, my mum is on a week-long trip. Everything was fine, until I realised she forgot to leave me any money. Now I'm out of food. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 959 You deserved it 2 347
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 544 You deserved it 274
Today, as a truck driver, I was flipped off, cursed at, told to go to hell and several other obscenities because I was a half-hour EARLY to my delivery. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 935 You deserved it 156
Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML I agree, your life sucks 54 609 You deserved it 3 992
That should be on WTF. lol
Uhg... I hate looped videos like this