ashmed

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

4
Badges!

3
Comments

198
Visits

65
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Ashmed

Not specified

Ashmed - Followers

Ashmed - Followed

Ashmed's page visits

lovers5201

DrSo

Fucked!

Ashmed's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

46_badgename

46_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Ashmed's favorite FMLs

Catchy title

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 00:51 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML

agreeclassic 57 909

vote type 1 9 001

By romance sucks. - 18/12/2013 21:20 - United States - Spencer

Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML

agreeclassic 50 691

vote type 1 3 967

By OakStake - 08/12/2013 22:07 - United States - New York

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

agreeclassic 60 332

vote type 1 3 427

By anonymous - 17/12/2013 05:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML

agreeclassic 49 094

vote type 1 3 724

By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 21:48 - Croatia - Rijeka

Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML

agreeclassic 49 801

vote type 1 3 298