joskinny

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

12
Badges!

1
Comments

941
Visits

109
Favorites

The Isle of Hegg
Not specified
Not specified
single

A propos de Joskinny

Hrrrrrmmmmm Doctor Who and some other stuff makes up my life. This site makes me not bored so hello all you not bored folk now goodbye have a nice life and yes I am very tired and delirious right now why do you ask.

Joskinny - Followers

Joskinny - Followed

Joskinny's page visits

lovers5201

keux

huda

littlekell...

virgilcole...

Trollx

mimiminx

Fucked!

Joskinny's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

53_badgename

53_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Joskinny's favorite FMLs

School project [gone sexual]

By Cail - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML

agreeclassic 41 231

vote type 1 67 643

By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

agreeclassic 44 709

vote type 1 4 017

By melimelo24 - 13/03/2014 09:33 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I watched my daughter squealing with delight in front of a video game. Beating a boss? Slaying an adversary? Completing a quest? Not at all. She was chasing birds, making them fly away, then starting all over again as soon as they landed. She's 19. FML

agreeclassic 425

vote type 1 62

Check this out

By cunning glassist - 08/03/2014 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

agreeclassic 53 172

vote type 1 10 952

By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 08:30 - Australia

Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of my mouth. FML

agreeclassic 23 503

vote type 1 44 212