ilusfm

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

9
Badges!

8
Comments

266
Visits

218
Favorites

30 years-old
Wednesday 01 March 1995
single

A propos de Ilusfm

Blah. Blah. Blah. ~me

Ilusfm - Followers

Ilusfm - Followed

Ilusfm's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Ilusfm's FML badges

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

52_badgename

52_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

54_badgename

54_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Ilusfm's favorite FMLs

Rah rah rah

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML

agreeclassic 33 577

vote type 1 5 099

By megean c.l. - 20/01/2013 21:36 - United States

Today, my dad was making drinks for my mom and himself, so I asked him to make me some coffee too. When he brought me my drink, I took a sip, and realized he'd poured salt in it. As I gagged, he muttered, "Next time, make it yourself." FML

agreeclassic 33 865

vote type 1 8 023

By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

agreeclassic 40 902

vote type 1 4 254

No help wanted

By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 18:22 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, after an hour of crying over a guy I like, I put on some Adele and sang along. My mom quickly took notice and came to give me advice, which was to "get over it" because he doesn't want me, and that "masturbation beats relationships hands down." Gee, thanks mom. FML

agreeclassic 30 652

vote type 1 7 592

Here boy!

By DrakeB - 20/01/2013 16:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML

agreeclassic 20 847

vote type 1 44 045