alloyd61

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

2
Comments

168
Visits

7
Favorites

South Bend, Usa
33 years-old
Friday 10 July 1992
Not specified

A propos de Alloyd61

Not specified

Alloyd61 - Followers

Alloyd61 - Followed

Alloyd61's page visits

lovers5201

KathrinLor...

Fucked!

Alloyd61's FML badges

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Alloyd61's favorite FMLs

By knicksfan - 05/04/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML

agreeclassic 98 030

vote type 1 6 611

By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 13:20 - Spain

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

agreeclassic 41 916

vote type 1 23 301

Shut up

By SoundConfuser - 13/10/2010 11:58 - Australia

Today, after spending the three previous nights cursing the noisiest bird alive that continually disrupts my sleep to the point where I just want to smash the damn thing's head in with a rock, I realised it's been my pedestal fan the entire time. FML

agreeclassic 7 464

vote type 1 32 273

Practical

By Abused - 13/10/2010 08:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML

agreeclassic 25 924

vote type 1 20 160

By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 04:12 - Australia

Today, I started a new job. The supervisor handed me a badge with the name 'Rachel' on it, which is not my name. When I told her this, she responded with, "I know, but it will be easier for the customers to pronounce than your actual name." FML

agreeclassic 31 599

vote type 1 3 867